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Hey there Marmy cadet. Confused? Worry not, here is a map of the terrain.
Q/ What is it with all the viewers? You show nothing? I am so confused
A/ Me too, I am also confused. But the Cosmos is capricious and here we are so welcome to this puzzling spot on the internet, internaut! Don’t scratch your head too hard.
Q/ What is it with the green text?
A/ It is my shtick.
Q/ What is the Marmy?
A/ Marmy stands for “Mila’s Army”. Anyone who contributes to the room in any capacity is a recruit.
Q/ I want to participate, but I dont know how to post emotes in the chat
A/ Our room runs on Peppy Juice and part of it is a high energy chat. The chat should react visibly to things that happen on stream through emotes. To post an emote you need to type a colon in the chat “:” followed by any word. A little window will pop up with suggestions as you start typing, you can click on each suggestion to see a preview of the emote you will post.
Q/ What are the parrots used for?
A/ Whenever a goal is reached everyone posts parrots. Its a way to celebrate it! The basic emote code for parrots is :prts (all lowercase) or :vivprts but there are thousands of festive parrots you just need to browse a little
Q/ What are “nukes”?
A/ Nukes are 4 digit tips.. basically 1000 tokens and up. When someone tips a nuke the room posts :nuke in chat.
Q/ Whats with the drumrolls?
A/ We post :drumroll in chat to create drama and suspense before the reveal of something like the results of a poll or the winner of an auction or even the revealing the bra I am wearing that day.
Q/ What about tips? Any advice?
A/ You can tip any amount and that is always wonderful, but if you tip specific marmy digits then you marmify the experience. Here is a list of marmy digits if you are so inclined:
13 – For saying “hello!” and for celebrating anything because it is my lucky number.
100+ – To ROCK! complimentary air guitar on the house.
1000+ – BOOM! You just made the room radioactive and a very happy excited Mila.
Q/ I love the music you play, please give me the playlist
A/ The first rule of the Marmy is we don’t talk about the playlist.
Q/ What is a Crown?
A/ The Crown is how we affectionately call winning the #1 or #2 spots on the Hourly Contest. Gold and silver respectively
Q/ How does the contest work?
A/ Chaturbate ranks every model online by number of registered viewers watching. The model with the highest number of registered viewers in her room earns 10 points every minute she is streaming, the second highest earns 9 points, the third 8 and so on and so on. At the end of the hour the model with the most points wins #1 and gets $10 as a prize. The second one gets #2 and earns $5. Measly, I know, but we do it for the pride, not the dollars. If you want to help make sure you are always signed in when you watch so you count as a viewer and help us climb.
Q/ What is MAMBO?
A/ A most jolly time for the Marmy. When we reach #5 on the hourly contest it’s time for Mambo.
Q/ What is a Room Raid?
A/ I get most people come to this site expecting to get off and while getting off is quite pleasurable imagine we could do the same with our hearts. Imagine I could give your soul a wank. That’s in essence what a Room Raid is.
This is a noble action we do for the pleasure of helping others, no other expectations. Because doing something nice just because fills your heart with warm fuzzies.
The mechanics are as such: we find a model from the back pages, someone who is struggling and who we believe deserves a better spot on the site, and we all go to her room en masse and tip a little with the aim of bringing this model all the way to the homepage where she gets a shot at becoming successful by finding new viewers and regulars.
We have done this many times over the years and we have turned some 40 page models into superstars a couple of times. If you are in my room when we do a raid please sign in and go watch the model so you can help her get to the homepage. If you have a couple of tokens to spare also tip a little to help her climb as the algorithm takes tokens into account :)
Q/ What is it with the bananas?
A/ Full of potassium and no stones.
Go back to my room
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